Interesting status messages

1) If u can't dazzle the damsels with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit. (formula supposed to work in my college, as reported by some)

2) Only 20% boys have brains. Rest have girlfriends. (Don't agree)

3) Life is what happens to you while you are busy making other plans. (??? a bit twisted for me)

4) If you think you can, you are right. if you think you cannot, you are right. (Very true)

5) There is nothing called innocence. Only degrees of guilt. (Hmm... Interesting thought)

6) Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking. (Seems the safest way to learn from mistakes)

7) If at first you don't succeed...Destroy all evidences that you ever tried and then try again. (Hmm...Makes sense)

more to come...